Bart: I'm sorry! Radio Bart [incomplete & blank/empty] Lisa the Greek [incomplete & blank/empty] Homer Alone [incomplete & blank/empty] Bart the Lover [incomplete & blank/empty] Homer at the Bat [incomplete & blank/empty] Separate Vocations [incomplete & blank/empty] Dog of Death [incomplete & blank/empty] Colonel Homer [incomplete & blank/empty] "John Lemon, Orange Harrison, Paul Mclced Tea, Mango Starr"? Category page. It is the last week of school before Spring Break at Springfield Elementary. The Cavalry Kids must hate America. Nancy Cartwrightas Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum 4. Ow! MG02 Watching Television 3. Jeez, I don't remember this much bad blood when I was a Cavalry Kid. They were bigger than Jesus. Full Story. Braves teach values boys should know Now extended drum solo. In the episode, Selma decides to have a baby, inspired by her late aunt's wish that she not spend her life alone. Whichever one sells the most candy... will be honorary batboys at the nextlsotopes home game. Custom-made suits at slave-labor prices. Oh. The batboy prize is forever beyond your reach. Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson 5. Not a hymn to war like our national anthem... but a sweet soothing hymn like the national anthem of Canada. Bart: (begging) Lisa, I beg of you, please forgive me. The land gave birth to the trees, the animals frolicked in the waters... and the wind was so gentle it would tie your shoes for you. The Nerd: Alright, so there were a lot of Simpsons-related games.Simpsons games up the ass. He rents a car with it and takes Milhouse, Martin, and Nelson on a road trip to Knoxville, Tennessee. It once was. Take it off. Okay, home invaders, we don't want to hurt you. I'm sorry. He manages to avoid disaster here too. I'm gonna take that bartending course, including today's lighter drinks. -= "The Simpsons" from "The Tracey Ullman Show" =-Season One (1987) - 7 Shorts. Synopsis. Bart walks up to the counter, holding out the bill and coughing. Wait. Hello, I'm heavyweight champ, Drederick Tatum... here to issue a challenge to the youth groups of Springfield. Mom, Bart's faking it! The Simpsons 8F15 - Separate Vocations Episode Script. Hand it over. The Simpsons - Angry Video Game Nerd - Episode 30. My tribe's land stretched... from that Krusty Burger down to Gary's Waterbed Warehouse. Hey, treadmill, how do you like this incline? Hey, I've got an idea. A cup holder! Could everyone please lean forward expectantly? I feel like luge silver medalist Barbara Niedernhuber. The capsules are the heart of the archive. Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000). In class, everyone except Bart is reading a book, while Bart dreams about what will happen when Nelson will beat him up. The three things Bart mentions he won't be able to do now that he's stuck in the well is smoke a cigarette, use a fake ID (which he would do in season seven's The Simpsons: Bart on the Road (1996)), and shave a swear word in my hair (which is what Milhouse did during the Squishee bender on The Simpsons: Boy Scoutz 'n the Hood (1993)). The Simpsons is an American animated sitcom created by Matt Groening for the Fox Broadcasting Company. The house is slightly askew. Oh. It's all I was taught. MG06 Burp Contest 7. The Secret War of Lisa Simpson Originally, a script written in the first few years of the show sees Bart sent to a military school. Now, wait.! The noble Chiefs outsmarted the treacherous Cowboys... with a seven-yard screen pass. We know you're in here somewhere. Of course I am. But the Girl Scouts already control the south side. Skinner: Scoot, young Simpson. These are good topics. Of course, every generation hyphenates the way it wants to. Something about that boy just shakes up your soda. Cavalry Kids are bigger credit hogs than the Red Cross. Take it off. After this prank, everyone's gonna hate those Cavalry clods as much as we do. Hey, Bart, how about a blast from the past? Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye. Take it off. Wait a minute. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. It should be noted that when Bart and Lisa were put on the rotors of a plane, the plane is a Boeing B-29 Superfortress, the plane that bombed Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Aye. And she's crying. Do it in the name of Heaven You can justify it in the end. The Simpsons Transcripts. The Great Spirit blessed us with beauty and abundance. Go ahead and hate your neighbor Go ahead and cheat a friend. Candy for sale. Ah! What these boys need is adult supervision. I even tipped off the local paper. If they don't, I've wasted a lot of my life. APU (gasps) A fifty dollar bill! Well, if you just wanna talk... talk about Eddie sleeping with my ex-wife. Oh, man, that went south quick. Oh, honey, you've had your glory. Note: The voice actors with a blue link have also provided voices in Looney works. MG01 Good Night 2. I wish you were our tribe leader. Wow, Mom. Hey, I didn't get where I am putting tops on things. MG07 Eating Dinner . ... Bart - Springfield Mountains (The Simpsons Road Rage Gameplay ... (The Simpsons Road Rage Gameplay Part 2) - Duration: 8:04. Bart makes a fake driver's license and takes Milhouse, Martin and Nelson on a huge road trip; Lisa spends time with Homer at the power plant. We'll be safe from creeps and killers When they come. [BOTH GROANING] [GROANS] Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye. Nelson, good to see ya. Three dotted letters in a row. Our home and native land All: True patriot love. "Activity Participated in By Some." The Simpsons - S07E20 - Bart on the Road - Part 14 Please share, like and Subscribe to this channel for new videos. [VOMITS] The folks at the senior center will love that peach tree we planted. But there's two in particular that I remember from the Nintendo Entertainment System: Bart vs. the Space … They're good for telling women what to do with their bodies. Apu and the boys walk down an aisle. Punch and grope. 1 Gallery 2 Transcript 3 Characters 4 Cast Add a photo to this gallery [The sunrise comes out of the Paramountain and 742 Evergreen Terrace] Homer: [yawns] I feel glorious. Cruise control, my good man. Dan Castellanetaas Homer Simpson, Barney Gumble, Groundskeeper Willie, Abe "Grampa" Simpson, Mayor Joe Quimby, Krusty the Clown, Hans Moleman, Sideshow Mel 2. Oh, it's too tight. Yeah. It gives me pleasure to announce the group... which has sold the most candy. Season Two (1987-1988) - 22 Shorts. Make sure you use Pine-Sol on those pine trees... for that pine fresh smell. Would you like to buy some candy bars for charity? Marge: Me too. Our nature walk will be hosted by a full-blooded Native American. ), $pringfield (or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling), Bart's Nightmare (Butterfinger commercial), I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings, Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair), Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays, https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Category:The_Simpsons_Transcripts?oldid=148706. Marge, you were an excellent peacetime chief... but these times call for men of cruelty. The Simpsons 4F20 - The Simpsons Spin-off Showcase Episode Script. The interactive transcript could not be loaded. 12+ Dude, we're in Flanders' house, unsupervised. This is an outrage. Holy moly. A 40-year-old novelty beverage? I can't believe we paid to see Steve Guttenberg... Calista Flockhart and Farty the crippled robot. Without the talking stick, we don't hear you. Well, Bart, we've learned that war is not the answer. I just wonder how they keep it so fresh after 43 episodes. Hey, that's great. The built-in advantage of The Simpsons’ perma-kids is also “Bart On The Road”’s greatest strength: The world beyond the backyard is still a mystery to these characters.A minor Tennessean metropolis and The Happiest Place On Earth sound equally as enticing to Bart, Milhouse, Martin, and Nelson; in Lisa’s imagination, a pair of hazmat suits can be astronaut gear. Oh, oh! In the episode, Bart makes his own fake driver's license. Cartoon violence. MG09 Making Faces 9. It also had a sharp piece of animation, the camera pan around the car. MG08 Football 12. Their car is destroyed, leaving them stranded. How come I'm not doing this stuff with Milhouse? ...Calista Flockhart and Farty the crippled robot. "We will crush you and smother your dreams. I will now give each of you your specially selected tribal name. Proceeds will go towards keeping people like me off the streets. Another of those youth groups that apes the cultures... of indigenous peoples you invaded and destroyed? SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. Let's tie a string around a fly. Oh.! 1. Ah! Punch and grope. With a fake driver license in hand, Bart travels the wide open road accompanied by Nelson, Martin and Milhouse. BART Paintings: lifeless images rendered in colorful goop. Keith Palmer - "Bart on the Road" blended surreal humour (Bart and company's road trip), with entirely adequate characterisation (Lisa and Homer bond), into an entertaining whole. Homer: What's wrong, honey? I can't help myself. 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